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A swamp rabbit will jump you in a dark alley, steal all of your shit and run off before you know what happened.
Last night was the worst night of my life because I was jumped by a fucking swamp rabbit walking to my car and he took my keys and my wallet .
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Things you shouldn't be counting when you're up to your ass in alligators, often found along the Sangamon River.
I'm up to my ass in swamp marbles over here!
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The act of when you "eat" a female's ass and her shitting in the partners mouth.
The Shrek's swamp looked like ice cream in her mouth.
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A person with an extremely large overbite! So large that they can't even close their mouth, that were shirts with equistrian types on it. I.e.- L. Nester!!! Other examples of this person are
Lindy looks like a swamp donkey with that Seabiscuit shirt on.
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hick; redneck; white trash; can be found living in a mobile home or in a ghetto, typically chews tobacco and smokes cigars, clothing consists of bib overalls, sleeveless flannel shirts, and pro wrestling t-shirts; live on a steady diet of government cheese, cheap beer, and slim jims. hobbies include catfishing, shootin stuff, and starting a feud with the neighbors. favorite music includes lynyrd skynyrd and ted nugent. talks with a poor grammar and a southern accent, no matter what part of the country they are from.
man I hate shopping at Wal-Mart, there are always so many swamp critters there.
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the state in which ones taint, testicles, and/or ass will become sweaty and nasty after playing sports on a hot summer day, often enhanced by the use of compression shorts.
Man, I can smell that swamp donkey all the way over on the other side of the locker room.
Say that one more time and I'll drip my swamp donkey on yo' face, bitch.
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A word refering to someone with an abnormally large penis, can be a pet name, often used refering to a man hung like a smokehouse
Damn Bradley is such a swamp donkey, his cock is huge!
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