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The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.
"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"
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If you put sauce behind every word, it just makes it better.
person #1: So I heard they cancelled The Office
person#2: Say wha? That is such tard sauce.
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This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load
I hope I never hear from that women again, because I gave her tard load last night.
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a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass
Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.
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A person who is partly retarded. One who lacks enough social/mental capacity to be a contributing member of society.
"Wow, Scott your about a part tard!"
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Anything a tard happens to have in hand.
examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter
The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.
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1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard
2) a combination of bastard and retard
*often used with complete preceding it*
Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!
Wow my teacher is bast-tard!
My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!
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