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Retard strength

In strength sports community this refers to the abnormal genetic strength possessed by some individuals which is often accompanied by an utter lack of cognitive capabilities. Athletes who have "retard strength" are usually oblivious to any rational training programs or techniques, but despite that they out lift most of their mentally healthy peers.

Training while having this set of qualities, often results in an inevitable series of injuries and an eventual decline in performance. The athlete with retard strength, due to his limited mental capacity is unable to recognize this and pursuits competing with an eternal decline from his peak results.

"Hey look at that guy maxing out every week in both powerlifting and strongman!"
"Yeah he has that retard strength. Too bad he'll eventually fuck up."

by Scholstr November 13, 2019

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Social Retard

A person who is retarted socially. Usually used to describe somebody with average or above average intellegence who is scared or ignoarant of what to do in a normal social situation.

That kid who nobody talks to, and if you try to initiate conversation with him he gets nervous and doesnt know what to say.

I asked that social retard how he was doing and he freaked out

by abc123xyz December 30, 2009

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retarded eagle

the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female. one of the males penetrates the anus, one does the vagina, one goes in the mouth and the other to get handjobs thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys and 1 chik so we forced her to perform a retarded eagle

by l1llll1l1l1l1l1l11 November 1, 2008

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retarded balls

When something is so stupid it is beyond extreme.

Warcraft Player #1 - "I can't believe you just pulled all those mobs PT!"

Warcraft Player #2 - "Yeah PT, that was retarded balls."

by Stratacaster1 February 28, 2011

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racially Retarded

racially retarded is a word used for people who do not see skin color or origins. It's kind of hard for them to understand that someone is from another ethinicity. They treat everyone the same in an unbiased way and in some cases it takes them awhile to see that people that they meet are different from them.

Sam: I think I'm gonna get a tan this summer. Would like to come with Jill.

Jill: Umm.... No thanks. I don't need a tan. I'm already brown?

Sam: Oh! You are! *surprised*

Jill : Sometimes I think you're racially retarded.
The example sucks but I think you guys get the point.

by Willo_moon June 13, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


retard run

When a caretaker brings 2 or more disabled people to a grocery store and get a cartful for each one and proceeds to the same checkout line because they have to stay together.

Cahier:Man I just finished ringing up a retard run.
Manager: how many were there
Cashier: seven

by assmonkey8452 February 6, 2015

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Retard Pee

when you pull your pants all the way down to pee

look at that nigga Jr. taking a retard pee ass hanging out and everything.

by CJDCJD March 15, 2011

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