taco Jessus

A really good taco

I just had sex with you, you taco Jessus

ham taco

Has its roots in your moms pants. a very meaty pussy.

I fucked your mom last night, and she had a serious ham taco lol

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

taco baguette

Taco baguette is another name for a hard taco shell. As a tortilla for a soft taco is called a taco bun because it's soft, a taco baguette is for the hard shells because baguette is a hard bun.

I would rather a more authentic taco with a taco baguette rather than a taco bun.

county taco

A dish made out of ramen with very little broth and either white bread or flour tortillas (if you're lucky!) It comes from having been in L.A. County jail, where ramen is available and is often put into white bread saved over from dinner, as a taco... Often consumed in greater numbers by the less of fortunate...

Man: "Honey, are you gonna cook dinner...?"
Woman: "Yes dear, it's county taco night."
Man: "Not again!"
Woman: "Then get a better paying job!!!"

Taco Bus

Hidden relics that will either sell you the most delicious taco you've ever eaten or give you food poisoning.

Me: FUCKING TACO BUS IS SO GOD DAMN GOOD

mom taco

The kind of taco made by white american moms, involving a hard corn shell, ground beef, and a packet of taco seasoning. Also sometimes known as "bar tacos".

Dude, I'm craving tacos, but like.... Mom tacos....

Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!