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1: The art of a reverse backhand under the legs and out the butthole launching the cock over the net in badminton.
2: When you fart on a stranger, laugh obnoxiously, then try to start a conversation like nothing has happened.
Teve-"Pfffghgugggle, hahahahahahaha"
Janitor-"You just farted on me."
Teve-"So what does this job pay?"
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A word your fucked up mother calls you when she is yelling at you and you are listening to your ipod and pretending you can't hear her.
"Give my you ipod and phone you ring-tailed bitch!"
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A body shot of alcohol but rather than out of a belly button, it is out of the foreskin of another man
"That Weston sure does get crazy, heard it took some Gator Tails from your cousin last weekend"
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When you are getting her from behind and stuff her ponytail in her ass with your dick
I grabbed her hair and gave her a Colorado puppy tail last night.
To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.
" I'm going to play pin the tail on the monkey. " Has anyone seen my girlfriend?"
One who enjoys licking their finger after accidentally touching the rear end of a cat.
Why did you lick your finger, you are a real Tabby Tail Taster!
when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.
I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.