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When one experiences a negative situation that causes tears, but it leads to a positive situation that causes tears of joy.
My divorce lead me to find the woman of my dreams... good onions!
A term used by "old fashion" gentlemen used in the same context as "Oh my gosh" This term was popularized during the 1860's after the Civil war, after the term was used in many war songs for both the North and South respectively. After the "Golden 20's" the term lost popularity. It is getting recognition again after many songs use the term.
Good Jolly look at all of those Christmas presents!
When your chips are slightly stale, but still good enough to eat
"I left these chips out for 5 days, but wouldn't you know it they're stale good!"
The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.
when you have tested positiv for chlamydia and can't have sex
Chrystal: com' on Ron! Let's make sweet sweet luuv!?
Ron: Da'fuck Chrystal! you know I can't! I got chlamaged goods!!
Anything that is good can be considered a GOOD JAWN
“Did you see that tookus?? GOOD JAWN!”
“Did you try that new snapple? It’s a GOOD JAWN”
“That new keanu Reeves movie is a GOOD JAWN”
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A good boyfriend who always tries to make his girlfriend feel loved, valued and respected.
A good boyfriend is not someone who intentionally ignores his girlfriends posts and instead likes every basic girls photos.