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Bill Gates

1. world's richest asshole and convicted monopolist<br>
2. world's richest living example of Silver Spoon Syndrome<br>
3. corporate software tycoon who made billions with the help of his father (a famously sleazy Seattle attorney and partner with Preston Gates & Ellis of Jack Abramoff fame) and a phenomenal talent for stealing other people's ideas and manipulating the government and media<b>
4. Seattle-born geek who's often credited with the birth of the personal computer even though he's done more than anyone else to retard the industry<br>
5. the world's greatest pseudo-philanthropist, perhaps of all time

Having a wife who sits on the Washington Post's board of directors, along with his bridge partner (Warrenn Buffett), makes it easy for Bill Gates to disguise his public relations efforts, bribes and tax write-offs as philanthropy, even duping many liberal activists.

by David Blomstrom May 16, 2006

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Sonny Bill's

Derives from the name of an Australian footballer( Rugby League ), Sonny Bill Williams, who recently got caught with a few ecstacy tablets. Rhymes with Pills.

"Hey girls, we're having a big one tonight. Let's get on the Sonny Bill's"

by pensh October 22, 2004

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Bill Gates

somebody able to take one idea that a monkey could have thought of and ride it to riches by convincing those dumber than them that he/she is the greatest genius since einstein-
a one hit wonder that never goes away

how did j-lo bill gate us into thinkin she can sing...4+ albums of crap sombody stop her
-cant be mad cuz ricky martin is the puerto rican bill gates

by eric charway August 24, 2005

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Buffalo Bills

An professional football franchise founded in 1960 by Ralph C Wilson jr. as an origional member of the AFL (American Football League). Two time AFL Champs in 64, 65.

The Bills, now a member of the NFL are mostly known for bad luck and an uncanny ability to choke in big games.

OJ Simpson who was previously the most exciting player to watch in the 70's became infamous when being accused of murdering his ex wife and boyfriend in the mid nineties.

Famus Chokes...

1966 AFL Champsionship game, would have landed them in Superbowl #1.

1988 AFC Championship

Four Straight Superbowls 25, 26. 27, 28

Homerun Throwback vs. Tennesee in 2000

"All the Buffalo Bills have to do in kneel down and they win the game. Oh wait, they funbled the snap! The other team ran it back for a touchdown! Gay."

by K Ding April 10, 2006

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Bill Clinton

A man I hate because before Bill Clinton I was a Democrat who was atleast semi-optimistic about politics but after Bill Clinton I am for the destruction of all governments on earth because Clinton showed me just how evil politicians really are!

After Bill Clinton got through with all his shit I will never trust another politician again in my life! Not for as long as I live!

I hate polticians and Clinton is the embodiment of the word politician.

Check his fuckin head for sixes.

by All politicians suck Satan's penis..................jvz7 k111 `3m411 March 15, 2005

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bill cosby

(V.)To lure in Caucasians with pudding and then jump the innocent victim for money.

"So I saw the Olsen Twins down the street the other day and just decided to go and Bill Cosby."

by Mr. Luv Trane July 19, 2014

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Bill Murray

n. (bil mur-ee) A greeting for a friend, usually male.
(see also dog, g, homes)

(e.g. "'Sup, Bill Murray?" "Same-o, same-o, Bill Murray, just chillin'.")

by Geekin' B Jacobs August 24, 2005

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