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fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.
"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!
an object that is very difficult to achieve
"Where is my FATHER?"
Someone who went to get milk and never came back.
Mike: Yo Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike: OH! HE'S A FATHER!
Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.
Guy 1: Do you have your Father?
Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-
Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?
Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!
i’m sorry, it seems what you have typed is not in the dictionary, considering the fact that he left. i suggest looking up similar words, like milk, store, left. good day to you.
my FATHER went to get the MILK