Crumpet Fever

-noun
1. An attraction to British people
2. A fetish for the British accent
3. An obsession with the movie "Love Actually" and the band "Coldplay"

Karen: "Hugh Grant is the perfect man."
Linda: "Looks like SOMEBODY has Crumpet Fever".

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Tebow-Fever

The idea of choosing the Broncos as your preferable NFL team or Tim Tebow as your favorite player due to media coverage, controversy or Christian attitude of Tim Tebow.

"Hey Joe did you hear reverand Schmoe won a bet against Phil?" "No way I thought betting was against some Christian belief..." "I don't know about that but he said he caught Tebow-Fever and that its ok since his team has a God fearing Leader, I mean QB"

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Enchilada Fever

When a member of the opposite race (probably black) is attracted to a hispanic woman.

Dayshaun has enchilada fever.

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Gay Fever

When a gay person is acting even more gay than usual; kind of like jazz or dance fever

Guy 1:What is up with John he seems even more homo than ever
Guy 2:I don't know. I think he has a case of gay fever

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Flangeler Fever

An illness brought upon a human when faced with a lack of flange

Yo jerkoff are you okay, you look like toasted shit, maybe it's due to your lack of fanny....I BET YOU HAVE FRICKIN FLANGELER FEVER!

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ghost fever

A black or non-white person who has an intense attraction for white people. Generally, overlooking who they are as individuals and focussing on their colour in and of itself.

Do you know that she has major ghost fever? Her last couple of dates have been white?

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prom fever

When girls dress up really nicely for prom but they end up being too hot and end up sick with a fever.

A: Hey man, where's your date we're about to take some pictures.
B: She couldn't make it tonight she came down with prom fever.
A: Aww, that sucks. At least you know that she's fine as hell!

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