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Jordan Moment

A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.

"yo I just committed 20 acts of arson by accident."
"lol what a Jordan moment"

by jordie jo January 3, 2020


Jordan R

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.

Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."

by smf399 February 16, 2013


Jordan Chen

The smartest guy you will ever meet. But he texts you out of no where saying "your gay" so it's best not to give Jordan Chen your number.

Guy 1: Dude if your stuck as Jordan Chen for help, he helped me with my Chemistry homework, but make sure not to give him your number..
Guy 2: Alright, I'll ask for help but why shouldn't I give him my number?
Guy 1: He texts you randomly and says "your gay"..
Guy 2: Oh.. I'll keep that in mind..

by Jordan Ched October 22, 2020


jordan spieth

Pro-golfer, remade under armor into a nice posh brand. Instead of just hunting country people. His historic 2015 season can be compared to tiger woods early 2000. His 2015 year shattered earning records. One of the best mid range putting in history; however, messed up his game chasing more yards off the tee. Shame.

Jordan Spieth is to under amour, as tiger woods was/is to Nike.

by Longbomer February 18, 2017


My Jordan

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.

Ayee what’s up my Jordan 😐

by Onikaqueenofrap April 3, 2021


Joshua Jordan

Joshua Jordan has evolved from a chicken. He is constantly talking about chicken and eating chicken. He also plays Fortnite a lot.
DON’T FORGET USE CODE:JORDANO-ODZU in the Fortnite Item Shop

Bully:Fight me joshua Jordan u chicken

Joshua Jordan:Yeah I am a chicken I fucking duck.

by Man like Humphrey May 24, 2019


jordan blake

Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.

Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.

by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017