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Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!
Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.
Bill: We get married next week...
Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.
Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.
The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.
Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.
Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.
Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?
Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?
Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.
a midget ranga who may like men and is very stupid. a Brock McDonald is very annoying and a huge pedo that knws everything abut star wars
eww its a Brock McDonald... yuck
A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)
Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald
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A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)
Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald
A perfect snack to feed your chickens and any children in your basement. Also,
it's nice to feast on everyday if you don't mind having shit food.
Katelyn: I'm hungry
Ava: have some McDonald's nuggets you fat shit