dirt nap

When someone involuntarily falls asleep, 'passes the fuck out' or otherwise knocks themselves out and they end up unconscious on the ground they had just been standing on.

"Whoa! What's Timmy doing laying on the ground? "
"He's just taking a dirt nap. Sleeping off some of the booze, he's breathing, he'll be fine."

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Nap Trap

The hazardous place where most college students end up when they should be doing to class, but the top bunk looks far too cozy.

"Yeah, I failed Spanish because I skipped the exam. Damn Nap Trap!

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Naps Man

In my fucking opinion.
They're the tall,smart,funny looking ones.
Usually 90% gay.
They enjoy slapping eachother's asses in school apparently.
They do enjoy Asja Girls too so I'm told.
And 99.99% of the time they be getting horn.
I think they have grudges against Pres Man cuz we all know Pres Man better.
But they can't accept that.
Anyways I would not reccommend dating a naps man.
Cuz they'll always tell u about yr past but never talk about their pasts 🙄🤐

Too sum it up they are munipulative,physco,ugly ass boys who does feel they is all that when they ARE NOT.
dawgggg i swr doh leh dem filters fool allurr😂😂🤣

*conversation between a group of girls*
(from different school btfw)
Devina:Would you all rather a Pres Man or a Naps Man?
A: Pres Man
B: PRES MAN!!!
C: Pres Man all d way
D: Dawg I say Pres Man no capp
E: Ayo Pres Man fs
F: Pres Man fss
U: Pres Mannnn

*based on true past events*😂

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power nap

a quick sleep t get bak a bit of energy ie afta a big meal,or abit of sex

dave; wat it do wat it do hommie,wat u up t??
paul;nutin gizzle t da hizzle jus had a tasty chips n a batter sausage n im stuffed so gonna av a power nap t sleep it of,oh n stus new car is scrap,ttyl

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Nap-erall

When one takes an adderall then decides to take a nap, waiting for it to kick in.

Zach: Hey have you seen Brian?
Nick: Naw I think he's in his room, snaggin' a nap-erall.

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nap-tat

When someone falls asleep, or naps, on an item or clothing that leaves an imprint, or temporary tattoo on the surface of the person’s skin.

Juan fell asleep in Health Class and ended up with a big nap-tat that looked oddly like a penis.

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dirt nap

When a drunk person falls down on a dirty floor/ground and proceeds to stay there

"After all that vodka, she took a dirt nap at a pizza joint"

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