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1. One who, after a long day of work, sniffs their socks to sample their odors.
2. Bill O' Rilley.
My science teacher is really creepy, I bet he's a sock sniffer.
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One who is extremely bored that they place a tube sock upon their penis and continualy thrust back and fourth until climax has been reached!
"terry was so bored that he pick up his grandfathers tube sock and had a field day! What a sock fucker!"
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Usually found in college dorms and navy ships, the glitter sock is used to catch the ejaculatory consequence of furtive masturbation. It is so named because of the "glittery" look of dried semen on cloth when the sun happens to catch it by the side of the bed.
see: spunk sock
Fuck! Where's my glitter sock? My mom must have cleaned under the bed!
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Common question a woman asks before or during sexual play.
"whats with the socks?" Salley asked.
"They make my wiener longer," Jeff replied as he slid on in.
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Just like the slang "awesome sauce" but with the word socks instead. The pure refined essence of awesome. An exclamation about how great something is.
That Arcade Fire concert was totally awesome socks!
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a pair of panties; the female undergarment;
I was talking to this girl the other day about why punching babies is a therapeutic act and she went all ape shit on me. I quickly told this crazy dame to loosen up her vagina sock so the blood could reach her brain center of humor.
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A way to make fun of your friend after you find out he is not circumsized.
DUDE! shut your sock cock mouth!
haha when are you gonna show us your sock cock?
lol lets go write sock cock on the back window of that guys car.
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