when you are a narcissistic bastard, and better than God at life.
You have achieve man status when you are never wrong.
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A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.
This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.
Man, Ryan really is a 'status updater' i'm gunna delete his ass, he's taking up my news feed
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A Confederate statue is no more a threat to public safety than a statue of a Civil Rights leader. The statue was never the threat, it's the ppl eople that gather around the statue, no matter their shade of skin, that are a threat to each other. The statues are fine the way they are, they were after all, built by humans.
It's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a Confederate statue, just like it's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a statue of a Civil Rights leader. Both kinds of statues should be left alone, if anything people are more of a threat to the statues than the statues are to people.
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Hey Jeff how'd it go with that girl last night?
Champion status baby!!
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The status of something redonkulous, or something that takes ridiculous to a new level.
Dude last night was redonk status.
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To play excessive amounts of halo to rank up quickly
Boy: " Hey man your a LT. Colonel grade three already?!"
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "
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When a Facebook friend adds a comment to a poignant and meaningful status update totally unrelated to the topic and ruins your special revelation.
Facebook Update: So excited, it's a boy!
Facebook friend comment: Check your mail bitch, we're at Chili's yo!
Facebook Updater comment: Status bomb much, bitch? I'm having a damn baby boy. Bitch.
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