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When you say your sorry when your not
" did you mean to do that!?"
"Oh....sorry steve....."
When you eat asparagus and piss in a girls butthole
I gave a girl a stinky steve last night after our dinner date
From the DC universe, Wonder Woman, Steve Trevor is a sexy and muscular military pilot who crashes on an island filled with a bunch of warrior women and surprisingly stops himself from making a single sexist joke! Good job Steve! Sad that you died at the end of the first movie. But, it’s okay, he was brought back to life! But then inevitably died.
Diana (Wonder Woman): “My mother sculpted me from clay and I was brought to life by Zeus”
Steve Trevor: “Well…that’s neat. Where I come from, babies are made a little differently.”
have you been to my house? yeah i have a Steve Meinschein
Repeating something obscure found on the internet, as if it was true.
The earth is flat, is a Steve Fact.
To do something ridiculously hard with incredible ease and/or to make it look incredibly easy.
Other person: *Climbs up Mt Everest with nothing but a broken twig and a sandwich in the space of a minute*
Me: Damn, you really Steve Ouimetted (Pronounced Wee-Mayd) that.
Hitlers right hand man
Aaaayo maaan whatup scuba steve.