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The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning
Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.
Is when a whorenado is downgraded or weakens. This could be caused by a member of the whorenado being kicked out of the bar or Ubers home early, due to already being shithoused at 7 pm. Also a severe whorunder storm is present usually several minutes before a whorenado actually forms. Normally possessing the characteristics of; “loud talking”, extreme, sporadic, high pitched laughter and also intermittent “woo” calls. See woo girl. These things will happen more frequently and will intensify greatly, and within moments, evolving into a full fledged whorenado.
Oh fuck, here we go! Looks like that severe whorunder storm is gaining strength by the second! We’re definitely gettin some tang tonight!
Kevin said there’s a severe whorunder storm by the bar. We need to holla at them before it gains whorenado status.
I had to get the wife and kids the fuck outta Applebee’s! There was a severe whorunder storm at the bar steadily gettin worse!!
Person 1: Hey, is that Storm-Rose? 😂
Person 2: She’s so ugly!!
Person 3: AHLIEEE
When you are spending time with a loved one indoors during a storm outside.
My girlfriend and I are having a storm warm in front of the fire, cuddling.
30% winrate virgin, but will argue they aren't the reason the team is losing and in doing so, will die while typing.
"Wow, that guy is an Agent of the Storm."
"That guy is a true Agent of the Storm."
MAKE A FRONT MISSION GAME THEN ASSHOLE!
Hym "WHAT THE FUCK!? METAL STORM IS A FRONT MISSION-ESQUE TBS GAME AND SQUARE ENIX IS SUING THEM!? YOU HAVEN'T MADE A FRONT MISSION GAME SINCE PLAYSTATION 2!!! I'VE BEEN CALLING FOR IT FOR 10 YEARS! SQUARE! PLEASE! EITHER MAKE A FRONT MISSION GAME OR SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU ARE WORSE THEN UFC FIGHTERS WHO WIN THE BELT AND GO ON VACTION FOR YEARS! LIKE CONNOR MCGREGOR! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR YEARS! VACATE THE BELT ALREADY! DAMN! I'M BUYING IT NOW! I'M BUYING METAL STORM NOW!"
A brave woman who can be both tinder and dangerous depending on how you treat her. Dezzy Storm is a lover, fighter, and a modest woman. She fights for who she loves and what she believes in. She carries wisdom in her words, love in her heart and Pyrenees in her soul. Dezzy Storm is a true believer in “being true to yourself”, most may not understand the mind of Dezzy Storm, but those who get the chance to get caught in her love spell tend to never want to leave. She is a woman with many gifts and talents, she is a protector.. Most would say she is a healer of some sort. If you ever get a Dezzy Storm in your life…. Keep her
Dezzy Storm healed the peasants from their starvation.