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marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor
p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!
Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.
Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.
People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming
"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"
a fail involving a chair
1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while
yawning)
*chair collapses
boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"
2- boy 1- "i need a rest"
*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the
ground
"aww man, i just chair planted"
3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"
*walks over but trips on chair leg
"owww, damnit my nose"
Doing the griddy while sitting in a chair at the same time.
Me: bro what are you doing?
Henry: I’m doing the chair griddy
an arm chair is someone who is built like an arm chair. Often referring to people who sit on arm chairs regularly. BUT arm chairs CAN be GOOD PEOPLE! An arm chair is someone's closest friend so when someone calls you an arm chair it's not bad!
"Thank you, arm chair!"