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Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.
Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.
People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
A chair used to accommodate or position a person—typically in voyeuristic or fetish scenarios ("Aka the act of cucking")—in a way that allows them to observe intimate acts involving their partner and another individual.
"Why do hotels rooms always come with that weird chair that by itself and facing the bed?"
Oh that's the Abdullah Chair
When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.
Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.
Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!
It's complicated
Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
Jack: "Dude, what are these little things everywhere?"
Tony: "Ugh. Those are just chair shavings."
when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened
Bro did u fast chair that chick