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When you have been day drinking all day and pass out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. Then you need a DDD to get you there. The DDD is like a pre-DD.
Zack: I can drive tonight! I'm not really gonna drink much. I got to day drink!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.
Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!
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When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.
Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"
Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"
Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
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a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals
Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling
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Someone who engages in homosexual male sex. Gaylord. Bum bandit.
That Dermot O'Leary is a right cross-country milk float driver.
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being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
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when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion
pee pain Alaskan upside down moose pile driver
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