carrot eater

Synonymous with "Yankee" in the South
a rich sap who condescends you subtly because you're not rich out the ass, usually "old money"
they carry luis vuitton bags and sleep under $1000 sheets. They're bout the dumbest summabitches on the planet.
Everybody in the South hates them. Especially the working class.
You know you're a carrot-eater when you pronounce Appalachia "Ah-puh-LAY-shuh"

Francine Bullingshire: Oh look, sweetie! Muffins my darling Pomeranian made a doody!
Any normal, well-rounded non-asshole: Damn bunch of carrot-eaters. Get a real dog.

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Jello Eater

One that consomes mindless things such as reality television, junk food, celebrity magazines and silly music.

A vapid, silly and empty person.

It turned out she was a jello eater as she owned season six of the bachelor on DVD.

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bamboo eater

Japanese fat guy

Oh you´re a bamboo eater, so you are Japanese ?

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Noodle Eater

Non asian women who date asian men as a way of dating up economically and sometimes depending on geography, socially. Sometimes for intellectual genes .. mostly common in Liberal cities, corporate environments, and affluent neighborhoods. Will typically choose the asian man over all if his penis is over 6 inches, has a great job and social life and doest look like a typical asian beta male (only 5% exist in the whole planet earth). Non asian men typically do not confront these types of asian men as they are typically higher value and are "affiliated".

Britni? Shes a mean noodle eater..you know she flat out said asian and white genes makes the most beautiful babies...she straight noodlin...

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cat eater

Any device or appliance that makes a loud noise, scaring cats into running in terror and shredding the lap of anyone they sit in trying to run away.

Its definition changes with the cat, but common examples include vacuum cleaners, garbage disposals, ice machines, vehicles without sound suppressors, and screaming children.

If you're nearby, warn me before you turn on the cat eater. I like to have thighs that don't bleed .

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Cake eater

Someone from Connecticut

I just saw someone with Connecticut plates, what a cake eater

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Hungry eater

Girls who are extremely eager to have a boyfriend or husband. Will go to extreme lengths to be overly flirty, overly skany, and overly aggressive to trap a man in her hungry hands. Or a girl who comes on to men strongly just for sex.

Friend: How'd your date go last night?
Guy: The girl started telling me what she'd like her engagement ring to look like, then she kept massaging my nuts with her toes.

Friend: damn hungry eaters

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