four times

the general number of times a kid must masturbate before school

Mark masturbated four times before school today.

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four finger spread

The resulting spray between your fingers when you vomit in public and try to hold it back with one hand.

Hugh: "I heard Chuck puked in the middle of the bar last night."
Ralph: "Yeah, he did a four finger spread over some people's table."

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FIFA four-square

an improved version of the classic playground game four-square, FIFA four-square is played with the feet, preferably with a soccer ball. popularized at a St. Louis highschool, the game is far superior to original.

Jim: "look, a soccer ball. . . and four squares!"
Bob: "are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
Both: joyously "FIFA FOUR-SQUARE!!!"

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four-F method

a male phrase meaning 'find'em, feel'em, fuck'em, and forget'em.' The term would be used by a 4-F'er, a type of man who is interested only in a casual relationship, which he callously breaks off when this is convenient to him.

I didn't give a damn about her, I used the four-F method on that tramp.

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four pillars of nerddom

Invented by JP McDaniel, the four pillars of nerddom are the four different types of a nerd.

One can be in all, some, or none of these.

Pillar 1: People who play Starcraft 2.
Pillar 2: People who play Dungeons and Dragons.
Pillar 3: People who play Warhammer 40,000.
Pillar 4: People who play Magic: The Gathering.

"I already play Starcraft 2 professionally and DnD "professionally", I also play WH40k competitively, so if I pick up Magic, then the universe will just divide by zero and explode."
- JP McDaniel

Mike: Hey John which of the four pillars of nerddom did you try to pick up?
John: Tried to pick up Magic but I didn't have the time.

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Four sheep's feet

Synonymous to "Fo sheezy", or "Fo sheezy ma neezy". Often used in a more formal setting. Also used to confuse.

Johnson! I need those Q4 results in my office by noon, got that!
Four sheep's feet sir!
What?!?

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Four Minute MIle

A popular game among many fraternaties where the person chosen to attempt to do the feat must drink four standard size beer aluminum cans in unde four minutes, but through two shot glasses. Note, excessive foam builds up faster in your stomach because of the shot glasses making it harder to drink the beer this way as opposed to drinking the beer through the cans themsleves.

Hey man you're going to have to complete the four minute mile if you want to pop bottles with the finest on a regular

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