Meat Glove

A nice, warm, tight fitting vagina.

Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.

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Meat Shake

This nefarious sexual act requires the aid of 3 things; 1 person (gender inconsequential) with epilepsy, 1 strobe light, and 1 harness. Upon securing the epileptic person with the harness, the harness is then attatched securely to the penis of the meat shake reciever. The strobe light is then turned on, causing the person within the harness to have an epileptic fit. The shaking of the reciever's "meat", should cause him to ejaculate within minutes, probably ontop of the person secured in the harness.

Mark: "I wasnt too keen on Sally, until i learned that she had epilepsy."
Josh: "you didn't do what i think you did, did you?"
Mark: "Bro... i meat shaked the shit out of her."
Josh: "Classic Mark"

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meat locker

a vagina packed full of loose sloppy roastbeef. looks like a taco full of deli sliced meat. overuse and over stretching can make a meat locker out of a pussy

With one look at Amanda's meat locker I knew she had spent alot of time getting pounded by huge cocks.

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pride meat

When you grab your erect penis with both hands and whatever sticks out the end is pride meat

Dan made Billy mad when he was jerking off, so Billy danza slaped Dan with his pride meat.

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monster meat

A male with extremely abnormal sized penis.

OMG B-Rad u gotz dat MONSTER MEAT!

Sal got dat baby meat but Isiah monster meat GURRLL!

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meat pie

The best damn food there is. It's basically ground beef mixed with a dark gravy, all covered in pie pastry.

Best with some tomato sauce and a can of VB.

Four and Twenty meat pies, Sargeants meat pies, Mrs. Macs meat pies, they're all good...

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Meat Man

The epitome of a sales person. These people are very knowledgeable and generally have anywhere from mediocre to prime cuts. A Meat Man could talk his way into or out of just about anything he chooses to. 8 out of ten are drug addicts thieves and losers to the core but occasionally there is a Meat Man who is consummate and worthy of reverence. The food is not the cheapest or the best you have had by any means! But, it is certainly the best you have ever had that cheap! At least these guys aren't selling drugs on playgrounds and doing home invasions. Buy something and say a prayer for them.

The meat man came by and I bought more than the neighbor did just to piss them off

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