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When a graduate of the Syracuse University S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications gets a job in sports media despite a lack of knowledge, talent, energy, or passion through cronyism or nepotism.
Can you believe hapless WFAN hires all these talentless Orange Privilege charity cases?
Orange cats are so...distinct that they are essentially their own breed. They are known for sharing one single brain cell among each other. They are very special, very funny, and a very good pet. Plus, if you adopt an orange cat that's obese, you have Garfield.
Get an orange cat. You won't be disappointed.
A game played by guys where they keep and orange in their dirty laundry for several months then sees who can successfully offer it to a girl
I got Sam to eat a tainted orange
FISHY IS COOT UwU i luv so much
i have a pet orange fishy
omg so coot.
When a female is on a certain u.t.i med containing iodine and releases urine during orgasm
After fingering his girlfriend to orgasm Clarance experienced orange finger.
A sexual act where the guy cuts a hole in a warm orange and slides it down to the base of his penis as one would do with a condom. Then, he proceeds to intertwine with his mate, while conveniently releasing pleasant aromas
Pat: Yo she really let you do the Warm Orange on her?
Andy: man it smelled really good
An Orange Creamsuckle is a sex act which involves a person carving a cylindrical hole through the core of an orange, then sliding said orange down the shaft of a penis. Afterwards, you flip a cup of vanilla yogurt upside down onto the top of the penis which is (hopefully) protuding from the top of the orange. If not protruding, see *Micropenis.
My girlfriend hates giving me head because of the bad tastes involved. So, I taught her how to give an Orange Creamsuckle and now we're both happy; she gets dessert and I get the best blowjob of my life. Too bad she still won't swallow #SAD