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Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.
I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.
A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.
That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!
To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.
"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle
“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”
“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”
Huge Weasels is a great made up Nation from the game www.nation states.net. If you own a nation join the Forbidden Land of the Weasels. Huge Weasels rivals are Shland, do not ally with them. Check out Huge Weasels by going to nation states and search for Huge Weasels.
Huge Weasels are an amazing nation
Join the Forbidden Land of the Weasels
A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.
Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.
Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!