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the moment at which someone (or something) who has been consistently dependable suddenly collapses or disintegrates, due to age or any other factor
this phrase was popularized (and perhaps created) by Bill Simmons of ESPN as a candidate to replace jump the shark, it references the decline of the NBA's Gary Payton which became shockingly apparent in the 2004 NBA playoffs
Before marrying my girlfriend, my intuitions warned me that her libido eventually will go GP on us.
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Originally from WWII means that the radio battery was broken from Useless Battery, but US Bat can be used just to mean broken.
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A style of wife/girlfriend sharing where the person shared is in the back of a car (which need not be a Mazda), and taken in turn to all of the friends of the person for them to have sex with (in the car). Commonly done in aboriginal gangs to make up for an offense. If the person doesn't have a wife/girlfriend, a prostitute may be hired.
A- Aren't you mad at Henry for stealing your money?
T - No, he made up for it by giving everyone a used mazda.
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Border between the North American nations of Canada and the USA. Easily traversed if you are a Canadian or American citizen, less so if you are from any other country (including EU or Commonwealth nations).
Be prepared to pay $6 dollars to enter the United States from Canada (entering Canada is free). The fee CANNOT be paid by credit or debit card or with Canadian dollars, nor is there anywhere nearby from which American money can be withdrawn in most cases. Also, be prepared to fill out a ridiculous immigration card which asks you questions including "Were you in any way involved in the Nazi regime in Germany between the years 1939-1945" despite the fact your passport clearly states that you were born in the late 1980's.
Generally, expect to be treated with far more suspicion by the American border guards than the Canadians. If you are planning to stay in the USA longer than a few days, you may be required to provide proof that you have the money to fund your trip so they are satisfied you won't try to work in their country, since they seem convinced anywhere outside North American is some kind of God forsaken war torn hell hole.
When I was crossing the US-Canadian Border I had to pay $6 for the privilege of filling that stupid green piece of card they give you, then convince them that I didn't need to work in their country to send money home to feed my family since I'm from Britain, not Yemen.
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The one type of meme that I fucking see EVERYWHERE. Like please, I beg of you, STOP POSTING AMONG US SHIT! If I have to hear ONE MORE GOD-DAMN "amogus" and "when imposter is sus" I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND (as if that hasn't happened all ready).
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right, AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF. I, I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND, AND THE LOGO, I FLIPPED IT AND WENT, HEY BABE WHEN THE UNDERWEAR SUS HAHA, DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING. I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN AND SAID, THAT'S A BIT SUSSY, I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS?! MORE LIKE PENSUS! AHHHHHHHHH....
You get it right? Just please, for the love of god! stop making Among us memes
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A notice/warning placed on lubricants such as motor oil and brake fluid in order to prevent your mother/sister/grandmother from using said chemicals to lubricate her nasty, dry snatch while she's whoring herself out for crack.
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