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Joe Biden mounting a reporter.
Max get down on all fours, you are My one horse pony.
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An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
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Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.
Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
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The most overrated fandom/ franchise anyone could ever imagine.
Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1
Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
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high ponytail, all hair in pulled tight until your chinky eyed, cocked just a little to the side
i think beyonce wore one once...the nastygirl pony tail
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When an Indian ( or wanna be indian ) Slaps you with his pony tail.
"I just got slapped from a seagul's indian pony tail"
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a recent forced meme. the large community of MLP (mostly furry/weeaboo samefags) was funny when it started. the idea was to piss off trolls who took the interwebz too seriously. now it's just spam making it's way to random, irrelevant websites.
My little pony: friendship is MAGIC
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