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a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"
i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's
that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!
i wear my dress tims to church
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the most overrated player in the NBA. not half as good as Kevin Garnett!
Kevin Garnett could kick Tim Duncans ass anyday
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The Canadian version of Dunkin’ Donuts but way better. They have coffee iced drinks bagels donuts breakfast and lunch and so much more they’re open 24 seven and they are the best Canadian cafe. Often shorten to Tim’s or Timmies
Hey you wanna go to tim Hortons for coffee sometime?
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The shittiest coffee shop ever. I am Canadian and I hate it.
Their motto:
Always fresh.
We know better....
Scenario 1:
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
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Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
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Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-
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power foward that sux ass, that he has to bank in every shot he takes. He measures the angle he has to shot the ball to hit the backboard and then shoots his shot. Thats why he takes so long to shoot.
God damn, that guy can't shoot for shit, maybe he should try a Tim Duncan.
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