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Passing gossip while on a toilet in a stall or while on the phone.
I went into the bathroom and overheard toilet rumors and farts.
The act of using a plunger repeatedly on a clean toilet to push an item thru that accidentally got flushed.. like a plastic tampon applicator.
Oh my God, I need to do toilet CPR because my hair extension fell into the toilet and got flushed!
Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.
Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.
If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.
The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team
You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
Pepper that has been filled with toilet paper
“Dude why is my pepper filled with toilet paper?”
“It’s a toilet pepper”
When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.
Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!
A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.
It is the best thing to di in the world as it saves water energy and time, where the act of 2 friends sharing one toilet
1-Kim and Jannah are always talking about toilet-sharing, it must be great!
2-Toilet-sharing is an important thing to do!