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No!
I think you are!
Fo reels G i am!
fo reels, dawg
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Its the bus that comes along at 1o pm when youre in the toilet at the pub and it brings all the HOT chicks from around town and removes all the dogs from the pub.
When you return from the toilet youre surrounded by gorgeous models and normally regret having gone home with the Russian Ballerina with the cute dimples because somehow during the night she turned into a Russian Weight lifter with 6 chins on the back of her head.
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<fx> dude! the place aint z0mp at all. lets get the fuck out of here
<terabyte> haha no way dude. the ugly bus is on its way, have 3 more drinks you'll see
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A word a customer would use when frustrated with a customer service representative about their prepaid phone service . They would typically say this before hanging up
"You are such a chocolate UGLY" *click*
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Bro your hella ugly with those eyes like hella hella ugly my god when I saw you at the store I went through cardiac arrest please commiit die my god or I will do it my self PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE OR WE MIGHT NOT HAVE A GOD.
Hella Ugly Guy:Hello there how may I help you?
Not Hella Ugly Guy:dude you be looking ugly with those eyebrows of yours my god please get some help I'am dying here please stop or the world will commit die.You know what I changed my mind you n9t just ugly your Hella Ugly .
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1) Suppressing the reporting of sexual indiscretions through bribery or extortion to further career advancement.
2) Committing a felony to hide evidence of a misdemeanor.
Did you hear that Ronald was arrested? He was caught Trumpin' Uglies. Apparently he tried to bribe the guard that caught him in flagrante delicto with his secretary in the bathroom.
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when just plain ugly is not enough to describe something
Damn! She was powerful ugly!
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A sexual maneuver that involves wrapping a woman that is too ugly too look at in the bed sheets in order to have sex with her without having to look upon her revolting form.
I didn't want to have sex with that ugly girl at the bar last night but I was extremely desperate, so I ugly dressed her.
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