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Naughty Unicorn
A unicorn is a pure, devine and magical creature. A Naughty Unicorn has all of these properies but has a twisted sense of humour and sexual desires hiden within which once observed become the focus of the observers obsession...
She is so sweet, cute and beautifull but dont let that fool you as I call her my Naughty Unicorn for a reason...
To leave the door open while looking out of it
Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.
If you think it is a fat unicorn, it's a Rhinoceros
4 year old girl: It's a fat Unicorn!
Father: No it's a Rhinoceros.
A secret code word to use when you’re sending nudes to someone as a warning to make sure they don’t open it around the wrong eyes.
*snap notification*
Chat: Unicorn Pancakes
Chat 2: Oh thank god I didn’t open that I was around my parents
Using official authority to make a kid's toy, stuffed animal or imaginary friend become a verified member or authorized participant in an activity, either on purpose or incidentally
Turkish authorities accidentally unicorn stamped her toy's passport because Emily crafted it so well.
barbz (nicki minaj fans) that are snowflakes and will start WW3 if you make the smallest joke about nicki minaj..
normal barbz: loll nicki minaj hasn't put out an album in 3 years someone call Sachin and get that ho to the studio!
unicorn barbz: HOW DARE U?? NICKI MINAJ ISNT A HO SHE MAKES 100X YOUR NETWORTH A YEAR DONT COME FOR MY GOOD SIS! PURR!
Burnt unicorn is the smell of your fart when you've been holding it in all day. You've been at school or work all day and you can't fart. You get off the bus and walk to your house and as soon as you get inside you let it rip and all you smell is burnt unicorn.
"Holy crap that fart sure smelled like burnt unicorn"