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During a game of poker:
the kind of twat that goes the entire round bluffing with completely nothing and then wins only by the sheer luck of the last card
there needs no example, you will know if you've suffered at the hands of these last card wankers
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A Bloody Fucking Wanker... is... YOU!!!!!!
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1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you
-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!
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Someone who wears Adidas Originals, especially gazelles, with white soles instead of the classic gum sole or other colours.
1: “I got some new gazelles.”
2: “With white soles?”
3: “Yeah, why?”
4: “Piss off, white bottom wanker.”
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Crazy Irish people who get pissed off when people forget about St.Pattie's Day. And when that wonderful day comes, they dress in all green, shouting "Happy bleeping St.Patrick's Day you stoopid mofo gits" at people who give them strange looks. They also like to get piss drunk on Ginger Ale.
Super L: That stoopid mofo is givin us dirty looks! I dont think h knows or cares that its damn well St.Pattie's Day!!!
Super S: Hey you stoopid mofo git!!!Happy bleeping St. Pattie's Day!!!
Super L: That'll show him!
Super S: Yeayuh!
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A large group of middle aged men or women who turn up at your local boozer once a year in December. They want to be served first, all order separately and pay by card.
For fucks sake the bar is chocka, full of Christmas Pub wankers
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The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser
What a left-handed spanner wanker!
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