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In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.
Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"
Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"
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The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.
Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.
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A Baptist who is so devout in their religion they think everything is a sin, especially anything that feels good.
He is such a foot-washing baptist, makes me wander how he had children. Do you think he flogged himself afterwords?
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when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.
Guy: How was that date last night?
Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.
Guy: Nasty!
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A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.
Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?
The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.
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Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.
When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.
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A temporary oral condition caused by contact with extremely hot food (i.e. pizza) in which tiny strips of skin peel away and dangle from the roof of one's mouth.
"Damn, I just gave myself car wash!
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