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1. Usually a Civilian that barely made the qualifications to become a Marine.
2. A person that cannot write for shit.
3. A grown ass man with braces.
1. This kid is as smart as Sgt Smith, he's going to be a grunt.
2. What were you trying to tell me in your email, you write like Sgt Smith.
3. Your 28 and you got a Sgt Smith in your mouth
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American blues singer (1894-1937), also known as "The Empress of the Blues." One of the greatest vocalists of ALL TIME.
That's Bessie Smith singing "Ain't Nobody's Bizness If I Do." She could really sing the roof off of a house!
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To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.
He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.
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A science fiction writer from the 19th century, born on December 23rd, 1805, died on June 27th, 1844 by execution. His is the creator of the religious Mormon. Some would say he is like the Ron Hubbard for their outrageous beliefs and is known by Mormons as the "Dear Leader".
When Joseph Smith founded the mormon, he claims he was visit by two men who told him to start his own religion. Joseph further claims he had special glasses to read gold plates. This may have been the first instance in documented history where a guy was really high.
We love our dear leader, Joseph Smith, who brought by the true church back to this earth.
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When a woman is on all four, head down ass up etc., and another party inserts pointer and middle finger in to the vagina and thumb in to anus. In order to successfully complete this move you will be making a pistol type shape with hand.
B: Did you bang that girl last night?
M: Yeah I gave her the Smith and Wesson
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A boy who quickly captivates the heart of girls. His big blue eyes draw girls in for miles. He is a very hard worker and proud of what he does. He always tries his hardest at everything he does. He is very attractive, funny, and smart. He can always make someone laugh. His smile will melt a girl within seconds. The respect he gives draw girls' moms in for miles. There is nothing he won't try to do. He likes to show off. He can eat quite a lot for being so fit and small. He is exactly what everygirl should look for in not only a best friend, but a boyfriend.
Janae-"I just met Devyn Smith...."
Gabby- "Oh i know him, he's an awesome guy."
Janae - "Yeah I know, I think I may just have fallen for him."
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