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When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?
An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
Any woman or man who dyes their pubes the same color as their hair
"Bro I fucked a smurf last night!" "The fuck?" "Bro her pubes were the same color as her hair, Blue!!!"
A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.
"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?
Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.
Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
going against easier opponents, you are also a bubblegum icecream for life and permenant bitch.
Tomas will uninstall the game if he sees the specific colour of blue smurfing.