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A road near St. Louis Missouri which is the most haunted place in america.Hundreds of people have died there and satanist often go there to scrafice amimals.
Did you ever go down zombie road?
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when a gay individual becomes so exclusively identified with their sexuality that they are devoid of any personality.
my friend just came out of the closet and i'm wondering how long it will take for him to become a cock zombie. i'm gonna miss him.
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This is when you are having sex with a girl in the doggie style position while you are simultaneously playing Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies.
Christian: Babe i'll have sex with you but only if we can do it zombie style.
Brittany: Fine... but you better get off before level 16 or I'm over it.
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The sexual act executed during climax in which the male individual ejaculates on the female's posterior (after disengaging from the doggy-style position), and as the female assumes their sexual excursion has been completed and turns her head around to deliver verbal gratification, the male individual expectorates in the female's face. This is the opposite of the Zombie.
Word Of Warning.
Before executing this act, one must realise that the 'Reverse Zombie' can be sometimes misinterpreted as a sign of female subordination.
She got too used to the Zombie so I had to pull a Reverse Zombie to keep things spicy in the sac. Yeah, I did it for her.
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About the ninety percent of today's youth.
"We like Skrillex, so we like dubstep."
"You're a mindless zombies."
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While having sex with a girl, before you ejaculate you pull your dick out and ejaculate into her eyes. While she is unable to see you, you put hand cuffs on her feet to restrict her movement, then run away. Her blind restrictive movements will resemble those of a zombie.
Dude 1: Dude last night I had zombie sex, she wasn't happy at all, I left her like that and walked out of her apartment.
Dude 2: dude now she's just your zombie ex XD.
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Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.
Guy: Dude, what was up with that chick driving the Esclade, she almost hit you.
Guy 2: Fuck her, she was a christmas zombie.
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