Seven Bloody Hells

"Seven Bloody Hells" (or, alternately, "seven hells") is a term created by George R. R. Martin in his famous book series "A Song of Ice and Fire", of which the first book is the well-known "Game of Thrones."

The term originates from one of the key theologies in the book, the Seven, of which there are seven deities, with seven heavens, and, therefore seven hells.

The term is often used as an expression of anger, anguish, or surprise, but it not limited to these emotions.

This term should be considered akin to the word "fuck" in its usage, however, it is usually used by a higher-class person, such as the royalty in the book.

Jon: "Seven bloody hells, it's cold." (neutral)

Robb: "Seven hells! Where did they come from?" (surprise)

Robert: "Seven bloody hells, Ned, I want to HIT something!" (anger)

Catelyn: "Seven hells! Why can't you see that this won't solve anything?" (anguish)

Cersei: "Seven hells, Jamie, why won't you ever think?" (anger)

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Bloody coke river

When she is on her period and you Put a shot glass with coca cola in it inside her and drink the shot glass contents out of a straw

I let jack do a bloody coke river In me last night

Bloody Chili Dog

Steps in Order to Perform A Bloody Chili Dog:

1.Anal Girl on Period
2.Without wiping penis, insert into bloody vagina.

3. Place Penis in between breasts, and thrust.

Hence the name, Bloody Chili Dog

"Yeah dude. I Bloody Chili Dog'd her. Surprisingly enough, i still fed it to her."

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My Bloody Valentine

The fathers/mother/lesbian aunt of shoegaze music, they steadily increased in greatness until disappearing after their 1991 album "Loveless." They are due to release a new album this year, unless Kevin Shields decides it isn't too late to douche out again.

It appears I will outlive the My Bloody Valentine hiatus, after all.

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Backwards Bloody Beaver

When a girl is on her period, eat her out from behind. When there is enough blood in your mouth spit it in your hand. Then reach your arm between her legs and slap her in the face. Then yell "Headshot!".

1. "I just gave that girl a Backwards Bloody Beaver!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"

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Bloody Queef Bubble

When a woman is on her period and has had a load shot into her pussy she blows a bubble out of her vagina held together by cum and blood until it pops.

After having vaginal sex with Diane, Ted proceeded to eat her out. He soon found out she was on her period when the tip of his tongue popped her bloody queef bubble and sprayed blood and his own splooge into his mouth and the back of his throat.

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bloody right angle

While receiving a hand job, a girl takes your dick and snaps it forming a right angle. The ultimate combination of pleasure and pain.

My girlfriend gave me a bloody right angle. I had to get the protractor to see if it was legit.

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