rugby player

A person with an incredible superiority complex who assumes that there is no other sports than rugby. The typical rugby player considers its sport more elaborate than american football and more sportive than soccer. Don't compare what you can compare....

Rugby player motto: rugby's a gentlemen sport.

Yeah, just type "rugby fight" on youtube you'll see by yourself.

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Baseball player

Someone who thinks they are very talented, and/or atractive just becuase they are playing the sport of basball. In reality only a few percent of them have actual game.

Baseball player: Hey girl
Everyone: please don’t

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Flute Player

A Flute Player is someone who plays the flute, obviously. They are usually girls, and are either preppy and loud or quiet and reserved. They almost always have a feud with the trumpets, who are very egotistical for someone within High C range.

Flute 1: OMG! Have you heard that Brad the trombonist is going out with Cindy?
Flute 2: Wait, the trumpet player?
Flute 1: Yeah, I know! Gross!
Trumpet: Morons. Trumpets are far superior to the childish flute player.

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ACE player

To be lame and to exploit cheats on maps and to plane camp and to say WE ARE THE BEST!

Oh, what a lamer, damn ACE Players

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lax player

Players who sucked at baseball as a kid so they use the excuse that it was "too slow" and switch to lacrosse.

Look at those uncoordinated lax players.

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Protoss Player

One who plays the Protoss Race in Starcraft.
Protoss players usually have any of the following qualities:

1) Balding or having a very short hairstyle.

2) May have a tattoo to show others he is a Protoss Player

3) Limits his playing style to Cannon Cheese or massed Void Rays

4) A n00b

5) Shirt is usually sleeveless

6) A dork

7) Breathes through the mouth exclusively

8) When he inevitably quits out will have thousands of unspent minerals and gas

If you spot a Protoss player in the wild call the nearest Terran player to beat him with massed marines.

Dan decided to become a Protoss Player and he has not been the same since. His hair fell out and he has this weird tattoo of a High Templar on his back.

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softball player

Another term for "lesbian".

That Jenny, she's turned into quite the softball player.

What do you mean? She's all of a sudden into sports?

Yeah...and girls.

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