May 22

The day early start schools get out of that 9 month jail sentence AKA School

It's almost May 22

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May 28

If you born on this date you are a bad bitch ahahahaha 💅🏽👑

Omg! Your born on May 28 what a bad bitch.

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May 2

You are lucky and your friends are lucky to have you and your friends give you a hug for 10 seconds

May 2 all ready

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May 22

The second send nudes of the year. The same way Sweetest day is the second Valentine's Day of the year.

Boy: Happy national send nudes day!

Girl: Stupid, that's April 18th you're thinking of .
Boy: Nope, it's May 22nd as well
Girl: Well shit.

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Billy Mays

Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.

I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.

I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.

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Kyle May

Generally the name for anything macho, non-gay, or heroic. Kyle May can also be associated with KyleMayDay: Celebrated on October 30th.

"Do you know Chris? He's sooooooo Kyle May!"

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May 29th

The day the satan returned as a human to take the world over.

The antichrist will return to us May 29th

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