Al Qaeda boogyman

A mythical, scary creature that the GOP will drag out and scare the public with every election year from now on. Very much a real threat, but hyped to rediculousness by fear mongering polititions whose only real fear is that you'll realise they're full of shit and vote for the other guy.

The Al Qaeda boogyman will kill all of us if you don't elect a courageous retardlican to protect us from now on.

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Weird Al Paradox

The phenomenon of a celebrity, most notably Weird Al Yankovic, who grows more popular the geekier he gets.

Another example would be Seth Green who is/was a co-star on geek shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Family Guy and went on to co-creating and participating in Robot Chicken, one of the geekiest shows in human history, while becoming in many people's eyes cooler and cooler.

Weird Al's song and video for White and Nerdy were both extremely popular but also chock full of geek references, it's quite the Weird Al Paradox.

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my name's al

1). The last words you will ever hear
2). The words only allowed by he who shall not be named
3). A Behemoth
4). The ugliest creature on the face of the Earth
5). Not to be confused with his much calmer counterpart Pete

Sentence 1:

Shells: "Oh. Hey Al."
Alex: "Oh.. Hey."
Al: "No. MY NAME'S AL!!!!!!!" *punches Alex throught he wall

Clerk: "So what is your name sir?"
Al #1 "Al"
Al #2 "NO MY NAMES AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *rips Al #1 throat out

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Kablamo al-a mode

(threesome 1 guy 2 girls) when a man hasnt came in over a months period of time then both women shit into a bowl (base flavor) then the man splooges all over the shit and they split the chocolate jizz flavored ice cream between all three of them.

you have to try the Kablamo al-a mode with stacy and lizzy, by far the best ice cream ive ever had

Al’s Caesar Salad

A Caesar salad from a local bar. Usually has diced iceberg lettuce and stale dried out chicken.

Lemme get a half pound of boneless and Al’s Caesar salad.

Sara Al-ramuthy

The name of a made up girlfriend. This name is used when you are a fos fuck and you lie to your friends to make yourself sound cool.

Boy 1: yo whats good?

Boy 2: Not much man. I just pulled up with my Lambo after making out with Sara Al-ramuthy.

boy 1: -.-

The Reverse Al Bundy

When you and your partner put your hand in each other's pants in front of the crotch and just chill there.

What did you guys do last night?
Oh, we just did The Reverse Al Bundy.