I love you

Three words you will never hear

Boy; I love you

Girl; I-
Mom; WAKE UP YOUR GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!

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I like you like a friend

This is a type of being friendzoned.
Happens when asking a girl out or say you like her.

Boy: Do you want to go on a date with me?
Girl: I like you like a friend
Boy: friendzoned
Girl: We can still be friends?

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i give you sexy corn

an iconic line said by karen smith in the mean girls musical

karen: i give you sexy corn

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National i love you day

Say or send I love you to your ex gf bf crush anyone

On April 20th it’s National I love you day. Send or say I love you to anyone with bf/gf /crush or your ex. And hey u may be in a relationship or probably Get back with your ex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner

Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj

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Did I drive you away

When u think ur the reason the person is leaving/left, thinking its all your fault, news flash, it isn't, if they dont want to stay, dont hold onto them, its for the best

A: Did I drive you away?
M: what do u mean?
A: was i the reason u left?

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i hate you times infinity

The overused 2nd grader comeback

"I hate you!"
"I hate you times ten!"
"I hate you times a hundred!"
"I hate you times a million!"
"I hate you times infinity!"
everybody loses their shit

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