27th april

People born on 27th april are special and weird. They are insecure about almost everything. They show they are tough from outside but are really very soft from inside. They need respect and love thats it

That guy was born on 27th april thats why he's insecure

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April 18

National eat a bag of lays infront of your best friend

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: *eats a bag of lays*

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Its April 18

Guy 1: What is April 18?

Guy 2: *continues eating*

April 17th

April 17th all men can receive one free blowjob

It’s April 17th I need to go get my free blowjob!

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April 20

April 20 is national suck your friend's dick day

P1: too it's April 20
P2:Oh hell yeah bro.
P1: *unzips*

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April 6th

Only loyal guys and girls were born on this day so if you know someone born on April 6th they are for sure a keeper

Person: yo I think my parters cheating on me.

Their friend: what’s their birthday?

Person: April 6th. why?
Their friend: nah dude they’re loyal keep them.

april 1

april 1 (aka april fools) is make fun of your tall friend

person 1: ugh i’m so short
person 2: pfft
person1: you are supposed to make me feel better
person2: it’s april 1!

April 4

When the gloglogabgalab was born♡

Friend:When's ur bday??
Jimmie:April 4
FRIEND:YOU ARE THE GOBLOGABGALAB A SHABADABASHABDABA SHWAP