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arse farmer

1_Someone with gay tendencies , that are normally very supppressed until he becomes stressed or impaired by alcohol.
2_Someone of lower intelligence that cannot handle stress or jibes, normally reverts to kicking boxes.

did you see Bob yesterday, when he got upset he carried on like such an arse farmer

by Mr Littler September 29, 2005


chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 10, 2006


arse face

someone who is undeniably ugly; someone who's face resembles a hairy ass.

the hairy lady that works at the 7-11 down the street

by capn t March 25, 2005


De-Arsing

The act of warming derrierre up after a brisk fall on ice. Always done in public, the said victim discreetly shows empathy for his/her sore frozen bottom by rubbing or just offering a few silent words of kindness. If rubbing is not an option, the hurt individual might clench the gluts; thus taking some of the pain away.

Dude, did you see the way that chick is walking? She either has to go real bad or is de-arsing herself.

by nutellacrepes February 01, 2011


Moonhopper arse

A lady with a very large round butt, that looks like a moonhopper. It's an arse you just want to ride.

she has got one large moonhopper arse, man i want to ride it.

by group of four April 09, 2013


biscuity arsed

(Scots) Flaky. Crumbly, not in a good way...Resembling a crushed biscuit. Can be used to describe physical appearance or state of mind (see below)

I've just had my roots done, the dafty used too much peroxide and my head is all biscuity arsed.

Waaaaay too much cider last night, I am feeling all biscuity arsed, won't be moving from the couch all day.

No need to get all biscuity arsed with me!

by K.Bab December 26, 2016


Wet arse

A wimp, a weak and weedy , needy person.

You're gutless , such a wet arse.

by Mamasa September 30, 2021