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chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 10, 2006

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arse farmer

1_Someone with gay tendencies , that are normally very supppressed until he becomes stressed or impaired by alcohol.
2_Someone of lower intelligence that cannot handle stress or jibes, normally reverts to kicking boxes.

did you see Bob yesterday, when he got upset he carried on like such an arse farmer

by Mr Littler September 29, 2005

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arse face

someone who is undeniably ugly; someone who's face resembles a hairy ass.

the hairy lady that works at the 7-11 down the street

by capn t March 25, 2005

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Arse harness

A harness to lift you bum to make it look bigger. Also known as false or fake

That bloke is a rite arse harness

by Arse harness March 4, 2021


Arse piss

The side affect of Salmonella aka diarrhoea

I refroze my chicken nuggets and they gave me arse piss.

by factmachine December 2, 2014


Soft Arse

Someone who is acting dumb and is not understanding a simple explanation.

That’s how you do it soft arse, not hard is it!

by Aznajansken August 5, 2018


lil arse

Nickname given to windup or provoke people with or without bunda

“Alright there lil arse”
Stop being a dick I’ve got bunda

by TastyTatas January 5, 2022