A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.
I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.
Slang term for a Jewish person
Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.
1.) used to describe a person who is not chill, very unattractive, and will most likely kill your vibe at any party.
2.) a bagel of hoot.
yeah bro im gonna call an uber and bounce, this party is full of hoot bagels.
When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.
Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome
A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.
"John is being such a cock bagel today"
When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance
Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.
cult needs: 3 people.
we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..
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