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The instrument played by the member of the band who is the second least attractive and can only crow about the quality of groupies they defile to the drummer, who traditionally can only get the kind of beasts even farmers reject.
Roadie 1: "Have you seen the girl the bass player was taking back to the tour bus? Isn't the drummer in there too?"
Roadie 2: "That was a girl? Jeez, what the hell did the drummer pull then?"
Drummer: "Does anyone have the number of a good vet? There's been an accident."
4 stringed instrument that pussies play because guitar is too hard.
Girl: Does Daniel play guitar, that's sooo hot!
Girl2: No he plays bass
Girl: Fucking pussy
Bass is an instrument that's owned by the Italian guy "Davie504". The best technique to use when you play the bass is SLAPP.
When playing, a pick is never allowed!
Slapp bass
Don't play bass with a pick
/bæss/
Noun: bass; Plural noun: basses
1. The common british freshwater guitar.
John was going to play his bass, however, it escaped.