The Reeese Blanket is a blanket used to "clean up" after a good time in the bedroom by yourself.
Person 1: Hey nice Reeses Blanket.
Person 2: Probably shouldn't touch that
It's hard to describe but... beep bop boop de do deee
Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy
A group of Boston Terriers that form a blanket as they lay across you whenever you sit or lay down.
Me: Hey, I am going to take a nap on the couch.
My mother in-law who owns 8 dogs: Okay hun, enjoy that Boston Blanket. I'll go turn on the fan.
a type of blanket where you watch cringy musically people on.
hey look lets watch some danielle cohn on a strippy blanket
A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
A fold or bit of blanket forming a "fin" shape
Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"
Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."
Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."
A shot of bourbon, that will keep you warm on the inside
Man it’s cold outside, I need a little Kentucky blanket