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When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.
Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!
A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon
I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.
"Hey babe, wanna get with me for some cold blanket tonight?"
Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.
She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.
When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.
Friend 1: Howd it go last night?
Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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