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The action of suicidally adding milk to your bowl before cereal, anyone who may use this method of Gordon Ramsay-ing is a bounty... get recked
The people who follow this act usually have something wrong with them as it is very abnormal, unnecessary and stupid.
Not only that, anyone who has the guts to pour milk in first can be extremely voilent, so it is best to stay as far away as possible from them.
“Did you see him pouring milk first?,” Taylor Swift exclaimed.
“He’s a hoe,” Gordon Ramsay replied.
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a girl or guy who is really hot and would make the opposite sex "skeet at first sight "
She makes you skeet at first sight
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The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.
babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!
*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
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The best way to do it!!!! Pouring the milk first is freaking WRONG!!!!!
Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
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1981 DJ Flash of the Rappers Rapp Group (1981-1985) Was the first White Rapper to pursue rap as a full time career ... Although blondie recorded "rapture" in 1980...she is not considered an mc or modern day rapper...the same can be said for johnny cash, pigmeat, steven tyler, comander Cody...and so forth. For more info..... Google ..."dj flash west coast"
dj flash first white rapperrappers rapp group west coast rap history
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The lesser known working title to Canadian singer/songwriter Alanis Morissette's hit song "Ironic".
Many have been confused as to the choice of ironic as the songs title when the lyrics are more unfortunate than ironic.
In fact there in lies the only thing ironic, it was written by someone who didn't know the definition of irony.
If you read through the lyrics you can clearly see where she was coming from with "First World Problems" as the working title as seen below;
1)It's like rain on your wedding day
2)A traffic jam when you're already late
3)It's a free ride when you've already paid
4)It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
5)A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
That being said, having the song contain a verse about a husband "kiss(ed) his kids goodbye" get on a plane and have it crash is neither a First World Problems, unfortunate or ironic. It's just messed up.
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When eating in a restaurant for the first time, your First Bite creates an impression of food and the ambiance of the said place and therefore, rules over the entire experience.
I was eating at this new place, and my First Bite Rule tells me that the food there is bland and the service is below par. Lets go to another place, have a First Bite Rule, and we will see it from there if it is worth repeating.
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