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Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
That disgusting sticky feeling every kid has on them at all times they feel as though they were eating something stick and got it all over there hands didnt wash it off but sweat it off
Get your nasty kid butter away from me
A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.
While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.
Wet farts. Moist sounding gas.
I may need to run wipe. I got the butter flaps today. Feeling a little greasy.
All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.
v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.
Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?
When you cum on an Ouija board and make someone use and they get cum on their hands.
Bro you got ghost butter all over my hands
When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.
Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.
Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.