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Going camping on or near ones Birthday as a celebration with nature, as opposed to other contemporary birthday activities.
Dude, we are gonna go birthday camping for Jill's birthday next weekend because she loves to camp.
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Summer camp is a place you send your kids to get treated terribly. They come back home all traumatized and quiet so that they don't shout as much. It's commonly used as a threat by a parent to make their child obey their orders. It's basically modern-day child neglect.
PARENT: Shut up or I'll send you to summer camp!
CHILD: 😨
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When you camp on a trampoling. Great in Late Summer, when its warm in the evenings.
Katie Buckingham and I were tramp-a-camping on a late Augsust Night. :)
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A place where no matter what you do you'll get fucked.
Oh I was trapped somewhere on camp lejeune and tried to escape but cynthia claimed assault after I accidentally touched her face and then left at a gas station.
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Camping with-in unloading distance of your of vehicle. As opposed to hiking into a remote location.
Let's just go car-camping to simplify the weekend.
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euphemistic term for a long stay at a veterinarian cat hospital.
Hey, Fluffy, we're going to cat camp.
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Also referrd to as Horse Camp. A place where women learn to spread their legs and rhythmically bounce on large pieces of meat. Although Whores Camp is geared towards women wanting to please their men, campers often have lesbian sex in their cabins.
Jenny's boyfriend got sick of missionary position so he sent her to Whores camp so she can reverse cowgirl next time he plows her with his huge rod.
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