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Clown Knower

A knower of clowns, one who associates themselves with the likes of clowns

Doug is a clown knower, always hanging around those clowns.

by Trashboat.Methane May 18, 2021


Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.

You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.

by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018


Clown Threats

What people who have no life do on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

"Dude, I'm going to go make some Clown Threats to scare everyone!"

by Matthew Has Downs October 07, 2016


clitoris clown

A clitoris clown is a teenaged girl or any aged woman who has difficulty having a person give her oral sex because it tickles her when she does her best to lie still, relax and enjoy the attention given to her clitoris with someone's tongue.

After a romantic dinner, a peaceful ride home and getting all set to make perfect love in front of the fireplace, he was unable to give her "sweet kisses" because every time he did, she was being like a clitoris clown!

by The Russian Robot February 27, 2018


Clown Bait

A person so incompetent that they would get lured into a sex dungeon by pedophile clowns

Dude you're such clown bait

by Tye Gordon Gillis November 11, 2017


clown noise

when someone tries to voice their opinion on a conversation they just walked into, but their comment has no meaning or relevance and they end up making a total ass out of themselves

Bro1: "How about that cowboys game last night bro?"

Bro2: "Yeah, Romo killed it in the fourth quarter."

*kid walks in*

Fag: "Man I love football, you guys wanna be friends?"

Bro1: "Fuck off, clown noise."

by rockpiece December 03, 2014


popping a clown

to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion

one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown

weird al is very good at popping a clown

by BetterAndIKnowIt June 28, 2011