ass cold

Chronic Diarrhia or other lower GI issues

Dude what's the matter with you, this is like your forth trip to the bathroom this morning?
Dude I can't shake this ass cold.

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cold eskimo

when you anal fuck a girl in the ass with a popsicle

GIRL: i'm dyeing for a cold eskimo baby
GUY: wutch u want baby i got grape,cherry, and orange
GIrl: give me some dat orange baby
Guy: one cold eskimo comeing up oo yeah

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cold-clocked

When someone puts a clock in your freezer as a joke and you don't find it until weeks later.

Two weeks ago I had a party, and just this morning discovered that I was cold-clocked!

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cold pizza

When someone wakes up in the morning only to lick the cold gizz off his or her face from the previous night.

After passing out in the middle of the sex the previous night, Jenny enjoyed some cold pizza upon waking up.

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cold tube

a bottle of beer

let's go drink a few cold tubes

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cold read

The act of fishing for information, either from a gullible paying customer or from an audience who have just been told to be "open-minded", in which any positive feedback is followed deftly as though coming in "on the astral".

Cold reading:

Hello, I'm getting something ... there is someone who has recently died ... yes, someone has, hasn't they? ... a man, no I didn't think so, either, a woman then, an old woman ... no, dreadful isn't it? ... I'm thinking cancer, no?... a car crash ... yes, and it was tragic, and she was before her time too, would I be correct in saying this? ...

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Cold Potato

when a kidneystone comes out with your cum

I felt so much better after passing on my cold potato

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