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Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.

When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay

by SlungLectDung May 13, 2024


Computer Virus

See "Microsoft Windows"

The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!

by x135 November 19, 2023


computer wid

A legless asswipe from my IT class, who plays the theme to dr who on his laptop and yells at people for drinking coke near their computer

Computer wid burped and it smelt like shit, dog shit.

by Peter Howell March 30, 2007


Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019


Computate

Not a goddamn word

Computate is not a goddamn word, Bobby.

by Wardsmythe October 30, 2021


computer rooter

those internet cyber sex pervert's

harry potter looks like one

by ozslang August 24, 2003


Computed

When something is the best.

When something makes a lot of sense.

This is from the classic Sci-Fi film THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS, whenever the robots talked or ended a sentence they said "computed". Nerds that love this film would use the phrase at comic cons and other nerd/geek events and it is now common.

Man that film you made sure is computed.

That dude over there computed the rock history test.

by Robot Dude March 27, 2018